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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either for us or against
us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed
I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.
TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious
case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream
of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken
didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
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