Apparently these are the Funniest and Most told jokes in the world, you be the judge...

Funniest Joke.
Two hunters are out in the woods. They're walking along in the woods quietly then suddenly one hunter collapses and starts foaming at the mouth, his eyes roll back in his head. The other hunter rips out his emergency cell phone and calls 991. "Help! My friends dead, I think!" he said into the phone.  "Ok, calm down, sir. First make sure he's dead" The operator says to him. There's a long silence then suddenly a gunshot rings out..."Ok, he's dead, now what?"

Most Told Joke.
Q. What's Long, Brown and Sticky?
A.  A Stick